PRETZEL LOGIC 

 
I would love to tour the Southland in a trav'ling minstrel show
Yes, I'd love to tour the Southland in a trav'ling minstrel show
Yes, I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like the record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh, yeah

I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time
Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still

Those days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh, yeah

[Solo]

I stepped up on the platform, a man gave me the news
He said, "You must be joking son, where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?"
Well, I seen him on the T.V., the movie show
They say the times are changin' but I just don't kno
These things are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh, yeah